Unfortunately, we must endure this grueling and undeniably agitating horse and pony S#!T show for another week, and we must do so for our country's future.
THIS election is without a doubt the most important election of my lifetime. So make sure that you vote not for yourself and your own pathetic wants and desires. NOOOooooo. Honestly, your desires are completely irrelevant.
You must, for once, vote for FUTURE generations, so that they may have a chance at the true American Dream.