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Friday, November 21, 2014
Stinky Feet
My male minion wants to be a super hero. In my mind, he already is. But what would be his super power? Can he fly? No. X-Ray vision? No. Super Strength? No.

His super power is taking his socks off.

Enemies (and friends alike) flee the instance his super power is exposed, kind of like Cyclops from X-Men when he takes off his glasses: No one is safe.
As the mutant teacher Dr. Xavier has taught us, we must be patient and help the budding super hero deal with his super power.

And in order to curb the unnecessary death and destruction from his far-out foot stench, we have taken to giving him regular baths. Salt foot baths.

May he only use his powers for good!!!!

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