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Monday, February 20, 2012
paper, yum YUM!
For those of you who have never had a mini-me shuffling around the house, let me give you a quick tip. Be wary. Be VERY wary.
For some reason, little humans love to eat. They love to eat anything.
So imagine the situation where 3 1/2 year old Alexander comes home with a craft from school. It's titled "the children come to Jesus." It's got a picture of Jesus, and coming to him is a small gaggle of children on a Popsicle stick. Simple enough.
And then comes Maggie.
Seeing a new, fun object on the floor, she immediate begins to devour, like a half-starved velociraptor. Tearing into it, she is giggling with glee. One second Alexander is happily showing of his creation, and then, a second later, a gasp of panic!
His creation has been eaten. Just like so many unfortunate bygone items left un-protected to fend for themselves in the harsh, unforgiving wasteland: the floor of a toddler....

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Bomb  posted on  Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Well, Jesus sure did come to this child! Maybe sheis just practicing for communion wafers! Or, she doesn't like excess paper in the house!

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