So many knees!!
Mommy tells him to be still (for the tenth time). Miraculously, he simmers down for a few minutes, just enough for me to merrily skip off into the magical place somewhere in-between awake and asleep. And then i hear a whisper in my left ear.
Me: eh.. urm.. fg...
Me: (startled) what? (thinking he must have something VERY important to say)
Alexander: ... what's your favorite ......... cheese?
Me: ... huh?
Alexander: what's your favorite cheese??
of course, at this point i strugle to even think of ANY type of cheese.
Alexander: mommy, what's YOUR favorite type of cheese?
Mommy: i like cheddar. What's your favorite type of cheese?
Alexander: hmmmmm..... i'm thinking.... Rex cheese. My favorite cheese is T. Rex cheese!
And with that i present the first, of what i'm sure will be many, MANY, Funny Things My Offspring Says.