His diaper was down, wrapped around his right knee. His entire bottom & midsection were soaked through. And there was this slime all over him, his belly, his legs, everywhere. Upon further investigation, i discovered clumps of white clumpy jel all over the place - even all the way down in his pajama-foot. This white globulous substance with a consistency of minced, wet jello. You could hardly even pick the stuff up, as it would slip around your fingers. WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON?!?!
Well, i quickly figured it out.
His diaper had literally EXPLODED.
I don't have any possible clue as to what or how it happened. The pouch in the middle was completely torn appart and that absorbent stuff (that i thought was supposed to be cloth) is really jel. This jel went everywhere. It's still a total mystery as to what happened that fateful night. It's never happened before, and it's never happened since.
Regarding the subject of the story, I'm happy to say that he mad it out alive.
Alexander is also doing just fine.