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Monday, July 23, 2007
Joe's last stand
Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially done. Its a solid 8:36 am and I'm in a cab on my way to the airport. I just went to bed like 3hours ago, and man let me TELL YOU!!! The saying is totally true = the older you get, Vegas still kicks your ass. Last night me and da boys had a VIP table @ Scores, and our waitress Basia, of course, spoke polish..... needless to say, we got a lot of hookups through that. Not to mention the group of ladies next 2 us was a BACEHLOETTE PARTY!! AT A STRIP CLUB!!!
No, but Ashley was super cool 4 sure. I mean, if I had a choice, I'd want MY fiance to go to a strip club. Hot hot hot. the only lap dance I got that night was from HER!! Sexy times! Although her friend kim was nothing but a wet blanket. Kimbery..... shame shame. You'd think for a best friend.....
Ok, no more.
I tell you tom, joe, pete, and even steve had a phenomenal time. They were gone half the friggin' time! I'm pretty sure there was a pickle tickle or two involved SOMEWHERE...
So now I'm on the plane and I am hurting. Worst shower ever this morning. Had to cab it over from the hotel just to wait in the security line for like 40 minutes. So Vegas. Let me tell you! Self control? Absolutely NOT possible here. I mean, the friggin' ATMs spit out BENJAMINS!! What am I supposed to do!?
I HAD a budget before I got here.... yea. Not even funny how that's blown. And you know, its not even the gambling that did me in. I didn't do too bad @ craps, no sir. But the shenaningans throughout the three days, yes sir that's what did it. Now I just want to curl up in my bed and sleep. For like 2 days.
Heh. Pickle tickle.....
BTE!!!!



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