i wake up this morning with a splitting headache, only to find that a family of Muslims had commandeered our kitchen. AGAIN. This was a LARGE family this time, i would like to add. And the curry & turmeric smell was, to say the least, over-FREAKING-whelming. I haven't seen this much yellow since the Vietnam War. Honestly, i lost my dinner. And there was no way i was going to have breakfast with that pan full of curry-a-la-murder looming on the range.
So alas it must come to this. I must insist that with my roommates there be implemented a new rule. try as i might, i could not get anything to rhyme, so i'll just lay it out for you.
NO CURRY BEFORE NOON
Yes, i know i am a mean bastard and discriminating against all the other additives. But frankly, i'll take parsley and crushed red pepper over the other less significant spices any day.