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Tuesday, June 6, 2006
new bike rack!
I’m happy to announce that our pad has just installed a new Bicycle Rack!

This renovation was absolutely necessary as it was nothing short of midget gymnastics trying to get through the front door.

Regardless of the name, there has recently been quite a bit of confusion about what exactly the “Bicycle Rack“ is for.

I have taken it upon myself to rebuke a number of ugly rumors surrounding our new friend.

Please do not confuse our bike rack with the following :

Opposite Day

A friend to watch your beer

Your Local Ralph's Grocery Store

a frat party

Kirin's Closet

Thank you, and feel free to use the rack at your own risk.

. . . = = COMMENTS = = . . .

Mozul  posted on  Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Someone needs to derust that bike! Scary!

Local Yokel  posted on  Wednesday, June 7, 2006

What's wrong with all of those uses?? Seems perfectly reasonable to me!

Marky Mark  posted on  Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Hey, that's not a Hawaiian shirt....

Goggles  posted on  Wednesday, June 7, 2006

hey it can be a beer watcher, why not?? anyways that beer mug looks familiar. god i would love to get mine back from you. come down to the OC so you can give it to me

Ciaran  posted on  Wednesday, June 7, 2006

WOW! That Kirin guy must have great taste ;)

Julie  posted on  Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Hey...I thought you made the rack specifically for our grocery cart. Way to shatter my dreams, Mark.

Konrad  posted on  Friday, June 9, 2006

Jak dojda ludzie, n.p. z Edison, do tych licznikow z boku domu kiedy beda tam rowery?

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