This renovation was absolutely necessary as it was nothing short of midget gymnastics trying to get through the front door.
Regardless of the name, there has recently been quite a bit of confusion about what exactly the “Bicycle Rack“ is for.
I have taken it upon myself to rebuke a number of ugly rumors surrounding our new friend.
Please do not confuse our bike rack with the following :
A friend to watch your beer
Your Local Ralph's Grocery Store
a frat party
Thank you, and feel free to use the rack at your own risk.