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Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Mega what?
I just read an article from ABC about new 'MegaChurches' that are popping up all over the US. These churches seat thousands of people have stage lighting, powerful sound systems, and enormous big screens so that everyone can see the preacher.


I've never been to one, but I'm guessing it’s a mix between mass and a rock concert. I wonder if they charge to get in?

So this got me thinking. Society has always had a fascination with 'BIG' things. A few years ago, there was the fast food 'super-size' war. Everyone was trying to out-super the other until the fat lawsuits started happening. Recently, it's been the SUV rampage with gargantuan cars like the extended Ford F350 and the raised Escalade that seem to blur the line between getting from one place to another and getting 2 MPG.
What other things can people with an appetite for 'larger than life' get??

I put some ideas together for the people out there that want to sell bigger things.
Here's two:

My Buddy and Me Eatable

Don't let your kids get lonely playing by themselves. Get them an Eatable Buddy. This fun-loving action hero is a favorite of any kid. You can play with him all day, and then instead of just getting bored with the toy, your child can enjoy a nice evening snack, saving you from having to cook yet another meal. Everyone wins!
Mega Ice Tea

Are you dying of thirst? Is it a grueling hot summer day outside? This is just the item for you! Not only can you and your family enjoy your favorite beverage together, but you can all bathe in it too! Get clean and hydrated at the same time. You don't even need a straw, even though it's included.
suggestion: shower before use



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