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Thursday, September 29, 2005
Joke O' the Day
At a recent briefing, President Bush was informed, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President Bush exclaims at the verge of tears. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this sincere display of emotion. They have never seen him this concerned. They nervously watch as the President sits, head in hands.

After a while, the President slowly looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Volleyball Princess  posted on  Friday, September 30, 2005

After enjoying my cherry-orange popsicle on this hot hot day, I noticed a joke on the stick and it reminded me of you! : What kind of phone does a turtle have? A shell-ular phone! Ha ha hee hee.

PAUL  posted on  Friday, September 30, 2005

Damn it, Mark... you know better than to talk shit about our President!

Mozul  posted on  Sunday, October 2, 2005

I heard that during the Katrina disaster, a reporter asked President Bush about his opinion on Roe vs Wade, and he said he didn't care how people got out of New Orleans, just that they did get out!

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