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I'm in charge here!?
So i'm sitting in my office, and this construction guy comes in. He says that i've been nominated to be the Office Emergency Specialist. Interested, i asked exactly what that is. He said, any time there is an earthquake, a fire alarm goes off, etc, i get to put on a hard hat, and run around the building with a bull horn corralling any stray or disobedient office personnel. I'm to ensure that everyone leaves the premises and assembles in the 'safety area' in the parking lot. How cool is that?! A bullhorn! I can't wait for a fire!!
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