Why do ducks spend their lives in water but get under cover when it's raining?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

I think dogs that wear sweaters look funny.

New Favorite Song:

Muse - Starlight

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   ~ Kuba & Lisa
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  COMEDY
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